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wants to legalize marijuana so he won't get arrested

wants to legalize marijuana so he won't get arrested  College Freshman

I'm gonna send that bitch a "K." bitches love "K."

I'm gonna send that bitch a

She liked your picture Yup, she wants your dick

She liked your picture Yup, she wants your dick  College Freshman

Gets kinky girlfriend Nude pics online within a week

Gets kinky girlfriend Nude pics online within a week  College Freshman

Goes to see bassik EVERY weekend

Goes to see bassik EVERY weekend  College Freshman

professor puts slides on d2l sweet! I can see them twice!

professor puts slides on d2l sweet! I can see them twice!  College Freshman

Excited to go to Marquette basketball games Sits where the ticket says to

Excited to go to Marquette basketball games Sits where the ticket says to  College Freshman

Takes Adderall. Can't spell "Adderall" and doesn't know what it does.

Takes Adderall. Can't spell

Theatre Major, Doesn't get cast in first show "Srew you guys! I'm transferring to Juilliard!"

Theatre Major, Doesn't get cast in first show

Tells people about his fraternity's hazing gets fraternity kicked off campus

Tells people about his fraternity's hazing gets fraternity kicked off campus  College Freshman
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