College Freshman

Goes to health services with any symptoms You've got mono

Goes to health services with any symptoms You've got mono  College Freshman

hey, i got girls in usy i bet i'll have no problem with girls at college

hey, i got girls in usy i bet i'll have no problem with girls at college  College Freshman

I USED TO BE A DEALER LIKE YOU until Freddy stole allot from me

I USED TO BE A DEALER LIKE YOU until Freddy stole allot 
from me
   College Freshman

"I party a shit-ton" Stays in dormroom all night

fails first football game tells coach his mom says "everyones a winner"

fails first football game
 tells coach his mom says

Pledges fraternity Still doesn't get laid.

Pledges fraternity  Still doesn't get laid.  College Freshman

Hears about a pyramid scheme joins pyramid scheme

Hears about a pyramid scheme joins pyramid scheme  College Freshman

Just found out that my professor doesn't take attendance.

 Just found out that my professor doesn't take attendance.  College Freshman

"I made alot of friends this semester" All of them live in his hall

gotta set my alarm for my 8:00 A.M Class

gotta set my alarm for my 8:00 A.M Class  College Freshman
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