College Freshman

Raises hand in first lecture "Can i go to the bathroom?"

Raises hand in first lecture

majors in accounting doesnt defer subsidized loans during hyperstagflation years of 2009, 2010, 2011...

majors in accounting  doesnt defer subsidized loans during hyperstagflation years of 2009, 2010, 2011...  College Freshman

In a lecture as the teachers asks a question gets an adrenalin rush when he says the answer

In a lecture as the teachers asks a question gets an adrenalin rush when he says the answer  College Freshman

Rides a unicyle to lectures "so people will think I'm quirky and interesting"

Rides a unicyle to lectures

Thinks he Disproves God in Intro to Philosophy Gets Smote

Thinks he Disproves God in Intro to Philosophy  Gets Smote  College Freshman

Uses "Empirical" in a sentence YOU ARE NOW AND FOREVER INCORRECT

Uses

Im an accounting major fuck i cant get a 3.2 gpa

Im an accounting major fuck i cant get a 3.2 gpa  College Freshman

Pays tuition so professors can teach course material Shows up to class to hear unrelated guest speaker

Pays tuition so professors can teach course material Shows up to class to hear unrelated guest speaker  College Freshman

Smokes for the first time. "Yeah I just chilled all day man.."

Smokes for the first time.

Does AMA after years of memedom is a cool guy

Does AMA after years of memedom is a cool guy  College Freshman
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