College Freshman

Class requires clickers for attendance "Dude isn't that cool?"

Class requires clickers for attendance

Assumes a high population of "College Sluts" Can't get laid

Assumes a high population of

asks you to meet him at the library to help him study Doesn't show up

asks you to meet him at the library to help him study Doesn't show up  College Freshman

"nah dude i'm too faded." keeps playing video games in the dark

I don't always wash my bed sheets But when I do, it's because I got laid

I don't always wash my bed sheets But when I do, it's because I got laid  College Freshman

chugs two beers pukes all over the floor

chugs two beers pukes all over the floor  College Freshman

professor says where he earned his phd is that going to be on the test?

professor says where he earned his phd is that going to be on the test?  College Freshman

tries to hold nose and hum for 7 seconds dies

tries to hold nose and hum for 7 seconds dies  College Freshman

At lib on facebook all day "bro i was at the lib all day today studying"

At lib on facebook all day

smokes weed for first time and doesn't get high pretends

smokes weed for first time and doesn't get high pretends  College Freshman
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