College Freshman

Been in school one week calls himself an engineer

Been in school one week calls himself an engineer  College Freshman

spends one night in the drunk tank my life is ruined; call dads lawyer

spends one night in the drunk tank my life is ruined; call dads lawyer  College Freshman

Wears Marijuana Earrings HAS NEVER SMOKED

Wears Marijuana Earrings HAS NEVER SMOKED  College Freshman

gets super drunk with you at a party won't smoke with you because tomorrow is his study day

gets super drunk with you at a party won't smoke with you because tomorrow is his study day   College Freshman

loses phone Dies

loses phone Dies  College Freshman

Reads Yahoo news becomes expert on "what's wrong with the world today" and what the government should do to fix it

Reads Yahoo news becomes expert on

Gets trashed from o'doul's Caption 3 goes here

Gets trashed from o'doul's Caption 3 goes here  College Freshman

Drinks at first college party Has to get stomach pumped in er

Drinks at first college party Has to get stomach pumped in er  College Freshman

Gets high for the first time Orders 54 cheeseburgers at McDonalds

Gets high for the first time Orders 54 cheeseburgers at McDonalds  College Freshman

"stoked to be an independent adult" goes home every weekend

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