College Freshman

gets really high thinks he's dying

gets really high thinks he's dying  College Freshman

puts visine in after smoking joint visine makes it worse

puts visine in after smoking joint  visine makes it worse  College Freshman

hears plate drop in dining hall claps

hears plate drop in dining hall claps  College Freshman

Needs a faster way to class decides to scooter

Needs a faster way to class decides to scooter  College Freshman

I love Uncle Ben's Rice Is my roommates uncle

I love Uncle Ben's Rice Is my roommates uncle   College Freshman

Tries to bring back forgotten meme dies

Tries to bring back forgotten meme dies  College Freshman

Uses pictures in presentation Cites Google images

Uses pictures in presentation Cites Google images  College Freshman

Buys textbooks Before class starts

Buys textbooks Before class starts  College Freshman

Downloads angry Birds now expert physicist

Downloads angry Birds now expert physicist  College Freshman

"Yes! Weekend!" Plays beer pong at 3pm on front lawn to look cool

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