College Freshman

"I have high standards" Hooks up with fat & Ugly girl at first party

Protein shake: twice a day from fellow roommates

Protein shake: twice a day from fellow roommates  College Freshman

Raises his hand Gets shanked, dies

Raises his hand Gets shanked, dies  College Freshman

totally blows off homework only ever tasted miller lite

totally blows off homework
 only ever tasted miller lite  College Freshman

cuts onions cries

cuts onions cries  College Freshman

MARC GOES TO UNR RECORD NUMBER OF SUICIDES ON CAMPUS

MARC GOES TO UNR RECORD NUMBER OF SUICIDES ON CAMPUS  College Freshman

TRIES SOMETHING STUPID IN COLLEGE DIES NOPE!

TRIES SOMETHING STUPID IN COLLEGE DIES
NOPE!  College Freshman

"omg i'm going to get so wasted over spring break" dies

Finds the Meaning of Life in the dictionary

Finds the Meaning of Life in the dictionary  College Freshman

sleeps in, misses his midterm exam "When's the retake?"

sleeps in, misses his midterm exam
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