College Freshman

Buys Textbooks

 Buys Textbooks  College Freshman

first time on bus shows I.D.

first time on bus shows I.D.  College Freshman

"College life is awesome, I don't have to study!!" Put on academic probation

"dude this school used to be awesome" is a freshman

Wears a Backpack on weekends is not going to the library

Wears a Backpack on weekends is not going to the library  College Freshman

"condoms are for losers man" dies

takes three hour 8am dies

takes three hour 8am dies  College Freshman

gets obvious chemistry joke feels like an intellectual

gets obvious chemistry joke feels like an intellectual  College Freshman

Gets coke zero to avoid freshman 15 at chipotle

Gets coke zero to avoid freshman 15 at chipotle  College Freshman

goes on 4chan vomits then dies

goes on 4chan vomits then dies  College Freshman
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