College Freshman

First College Party "YO PUT ON SOME JACK JOHNSON!"

First College Party

Breaks leg Thinks Wellness center will fix it

Breaks leg Thinks Wellness center will fix it  College Freshman

makes a meme of himself

makes a meme of himself  College Freshman

Gets negative karma on first post dies

Gets negative karma on first post dies  College Freshman

has two keys and an i.d. to keep track of constantly wears lanyard around neck

has two keys and an i.d. to keep track of constantly wears lanyard around neck  College Freshman

"Dude I hit up dickson street every week." has only been to george's majestic lounge... once.

"Sorry man, I'll pay you back next week" Goes straight to gas station and buys case of beer

Gets lost in doe library cries

Gets lost in doe library cries  College Freshman

frat boys Douching it up since the 1980's

frat boys Douching it up since the 1980's  College Freshman

IDChief ID is flawless! TITS bouncer takes it

IDChief ID is flawless! TITS bouncer takes it  College Freshman
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