College Freshman

Freshman year: Rejects your offers to get high Senior Year: Calls to tell you he smokes weed now

Freshman year:
Rejects your offers to get high Senior Year:
Calls to tell you he smokes weed now  College Freshman

Changes mom's name in phone to valerie, dad's name to Deshaun Gets bitches and knows black people

Changes mom's name in phone to valerie, dad's name to Deshaun Gets bitches and knows black people  College Freshman

Has a headache blames "weed withdrawals"

Has a headache  blames

I'm gonna get so wasted at this party! drinks apple juice and water

I'm gonna get so wasted at this party! drinks apple juice and water  College Freshman

said college was "too much stress" after 1 month joins military "When do I get a day off?" "when is the next piss test?" "i went to college, so i know about this"

said college was

tries a Keg stand smashes face on keg and gets a concussion

tries a Keg stand smashes face on keg and gets a concussion  College Freshman

Listening to 2Pac's "Strictly4myniggaz" white

Listening to 2Pac's

claims to get pussy all day fleshlight

claims to get pussy all day fleshlight  College Freshman

Likes Dane Cook

 Likes Dane Cook  College Freshman

Bohemian Rhapsody, Top of his lungs Everytime he drinks.

Bohemian Rhapsody, Top of his lungs Everytime he drinks.  College Freshman
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