College Freshman

says he's broke gets $5 starbucks coffee, kegs, weed, gas, cell phone bill, modern warfare, xbox live, new hoodie, new backpack, 12 condoms, food, more condoms, another keg, new shoes, beats, haircut, subway, more starbucks.

says he's broke gets $5 starbucks coffee, kegs, weed, gas, cell phone bill, modern warfare, xbox live, new hoodie, new backpack, 12 condoms, food, more condoms, another keg, new shoes, beats, haircut, subway, more starbucks.  College Freshman

First night in the dorms "Are we allowed to leave after midnight?"

First night in the dorms

Fancy degree, TFA, americorps. job hunting still too hard. ride bike 4000 miles instead

Fancy degree, TFA, americorps.  job hunting still too hard. ride bike 4000 miles instead  College Freshman

discovers 9gag makes stupid unfunny memes

discovers 9gag makes stupid unfunny memes  College Freshman

"I found this awesome 'pitt memes' page!" "reddit? never heard of it..."

"Haha you know what would be funny?" "we should make a meme page for our school!"

Has to fart in class accidentally shits in pants

Has to fart in class accidentally shits in pants  College Freshman

"god commanded his people to be circumsized" then how do jewish people have kids?

learns new big word won't stop using it

learns new big word won't stop using it  College Freshman

3 Bob Marley posters in dorm Favorite Bob Marley song is Don't Worry Be Happy

3 Bob Marley posters in dorm Favorite Bob Marley song is Don't Worry Be Happy   College Freshman
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