College Freshman

Exchanges skype ID with half of his high school. Skypes once.

Exchanges skype ID with half of his high school. Skypes once.  College Freshman

Asks for Registration help worried about professors for the easiest classes he'll ever take

Asks for Registration help worried about professors for the easiest classes he'll ever take  College Freshman

Talks constantly about how much he can drink 4 beers and passes out

Talks constantly about how much he can drink 4 beers and passes out  College Freshman

One pump Chump

 One pump Chump  College Freshman

Complains about pot brownie not kicking in yet eats 2 more

Complains about pot brownie not kicking in yet eats 2 more  College Freshman

"derpism is obvious best social system. only total idiots don't believe in derpism." didnt know what derpism was until last week

Becomes sophomore next year Looks down on freshmen.

Becomes sophomore next year Looks down on freshmen.  College Freshman

I love college! Hasn't even had one class yet

I love college! Hasn't even had one class yet  College Freshman

Stops being alive dies

Stops being alive dies  College Freshman

meet hot australian exchange student try and hook up with her all semester

meet hot australian exchange student try and hook up with her all semester  College Freshman
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