College Freshman

takes pre-med and religious studies courses becomes an atheist hypochondriac

takes pre-med and
religious studies courses becomes an atheist hypochondriac  College Freshman

is almost in 2012 still uses t-mobile sidekick

is almost in 2012 still uses t-mobile sidekick  College Freshman

acquires "x" on hand never washes it off

acquires

Looks at roommate's schedule plans to masturbate accordingly

Looks at roommate's schedule plans to masturbate accordingly  College Freshman

Comes on a lads holiday Spends the night watching Question Time

Comes on a lads holiday Spends the night watching Question Time  College Freshman

Gets rejected by girl at bar Cries

Gets rejected by girl at bar Cries  College Freshman

Lives to be very old DIes

Lives to be very old DIes  College Freshman

Beer before liquor, never sicker Toothpaste before OJ, dies

Beer before liquor, 
never sicker Toothpaste before OJ,
dies  College Freshman

Copies the powerpoint word for word completely ignores the professor

Copies the powerpoint word for word completely ignores the professor   College Freshman

Medical Genetics? That sounds even cooler than that movie Gattaca!

Medical Genetics? That sounds even cooler than that movie Gattaca!  College Freshman
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