College Freshman

Teacher says penis Laughs

Teacher says penis Laughs  College Freshman

I buttchugged 2 beer bongs and injected 6 marijuanas Can I join your frat?

I buttchugged 2 beer bongs
and injected 6 marijuanas Can I join your frat?  College Freshman

stays up until 3am "insomnia"

stays up until 3am

One month into Fall Sememster Better buy a longboard

One month into Fall Sememster Better buy a longboard  College Freshman

I'm an expert on this I wrote a paper about it in high school

I'm an expert on this I wrote a paper about it in high school  College Freshman

Buys sodastream to carbonate vodka dies

Buys sodastream to carbonate vodka dies  College Freshman

watches big bang theory episode thinks he can explain quantum physics

watches big bang theory episode thinks he can explain quantum physics   College Freshman

"Yeah I'll play beirut!" "of course we should use hard liquor!"

gets used to jaywalking on ring tries to cross douglas and gets hit by a bus

gets used to jaywalking on ring tries to cross douglas and gets hit by a bus  College Freshman

Smokes Hookah Tells his friends it gets him "buzzed"

Smokes Hookah Tells his friends it gets him
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