College Freshman

I'm going to be friends with all my professors So that they'll bump up my grades

I'm going to be friends with all my professors  So that they'll bump up my grades 
  College Freshman

asks his parents' permission To post in FFA

asks his parents' permission To post in FFA  College Freshman

Writes Page-And-a-Half LOng opening "paragraph" Readers think thesis is the conclusion

Writes Page-And-a-Half LOng  opening

Can't think of a clever anything "I know, lets ask Reddit"

Can't think of a clever anything

At UVA for 2 monthes "Lil jon owns a restaurant here?!"

At UVA for 2 monthes

razor scooter

razor scooter  College Freshman

Hears you get straight A's if your roommate dies, tells roommate Dies

Hears you get straight A's if your roommate dies, tells roommate Dies  College Freshman

Favorite song Party rock Anthem

Favorite song Party rock Anthem   College Freshman

Has 0.9 GPA after first semester "I decided not to go to med school"

Has 0.9 GPA after first semester

"yeah dude, i'm into some underground stuff online." "i bet you've never heard of bloodninja, have you?"

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