College Freshman

1A: ENGINEERING 1B: ARTS 2A: McDonalds

1A: ENGINEERING 1B: ARTS
2A: McDonalds  College Freshman

"I can drink a lot! My family is Irish" Throws up after three beers

Hears the term "Military-Industrial Complex" Understands the world's problems

Hears the term

takes adderall to write a paper smokes a bunch of weed instead

takes adderall to write a paper smokes a bunch of weed instead  College Freshman

Complains about a paper due next week 2 pages, opinion based

Complains about a paper due next week 2 pages, opinion based  College Freshman

First time drinking hard liquor Dies

First time drinking hard liquor Dies  College Freshman

crosswalk sign signals wait WAITS

crosswalk sign signals wait WAITS  College Freshman

Forgets to bring towel for a shower dries off with paper towels

Forgets to bring towel for a shower dries off with paper towels   College Freshman

Loser in High School Thinks he's a badass after one party

Loser in High School Thinks he's a badass after one party  College Freshman

Friend forgets id at a frat house Brings 7 bros and 2 crying chicks back at 3am to look for it

Friend forgets id at a frat house Brings 7 bros and 2 crying chicks back at 3am to look for it  College Freshman
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