College Freshman

Smokes too much weed needs an ambulance, a police car, and a firetruck

Smokes too much weed needs an ambulance, a police car, and a firetruck  College Freshman

"Dear finals, COME AT ME BRO." Dies

Raises hand in lecture Asks if he can use the bathroom

Raises hand in lecture Asks if he can use the bathroom  College Freshman

pulls all-nighter dies

pulls all-nighter dies  College Freshman

Breaks up with first college girlfriend Starts smoking

Breaks up with first college girlfriend Starts smoking  College Freshman

Gotta go take a quiz and then be slutty

Gotta go take a quiz and then be slutty  College Freshman

At same party as college senior dies

At same party as college senior dies  College Freshman

FUCKING KEYSTONE LIGHT

FUCKING KEYSTONE LIGHT  College Freshman

goes to 2nd street festival gets shot

goes to 2nd street festival gets shot  College Freshman

"Yeah, I've been drinking so much coffee since I started college" This morning I had a frappuccino

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