College Freshman

Hey dude When is lunch time?

Hey dude When is lunch time?  College Freshman

People making noise outside dorm, "Hey, shut the fuck up!" "Dude, everyone in this dorm is scared of me!"

People making noise outside dorm,

Locked out of room dies

Locked out of room dies  College Freshman

Has one beer... "I LOVE YOU, BROSKI!"

Has one beer...

GETS BONER DIES

GETS BONER DIES  College Freshman

Hey bro can you buy me some boose? two bottles of arbor mist and a four loko

Hey bro can you buy me some boose? two bottles of arbor mist and a four loko  College Freshman

Have you heard of this new band? They're called deadmah five

Have you heard of this new band? They're called deadmah five  College Freshman

Only been in class for a week You look like someone who pays attention

Only been in class for a week You look like someone who pays attention  College Freshman

"Textbooks are so expensive" Parents pay for tuition, room and board, meal plan, AND TEXTBOOKS

Laundry? All I have are hoodies and jeans

Laundry? All I have are hoodies and jeans  College Freshman
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