College Freshman

Says hometown is detroit Actually from Grosse Pointe

Says hometown is detroit Actually from 
Grosse Pointe  College Freshman

"Dude, I'm such a stoner now" "Have you ever heard of hookah?"

Reads John Rawls Becomes socialist until he gets a job

Reads John Rawls Becomes socialist until he gets a job  College Freshman

has to take a shit during class goes home

has to take a shit during class  goes home  College Freshman

buys ticket to day glow pre-games too hard and can't make it

buys ticket to day glow pre-games too hard and can't make it  College Freshman

Gets first internship refers to "clients" in every subsequent conversation

Gets first internship refers to

Buys weed for the first time "I'll take a ten bag"

Buys weed for the first time

reads the anarchist cookbook "i'm an anarchist now."

reads the anarchist cookbook

"Ill pay attention tomorrow" FAILS.

"I'm going to bang all the girls in university" Dates girl from highschool

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