College Freshman

complains about finding seat at game showed up 10 min before kick off

complains about finding seat at game  showed up 10 min before kick off  College Freshman

stays in dorm working diligently dies

stays in dorm working diligently dies  College Freshman

bought all his books two weeks before classes through the college bookstore

bought all his books two weeks before classes through the college bookstore  College Freshman

I do tequila shots all the time Takes shot, bites lime, licks salt

I do tequila shots all the time Takes shot, bites lime, licks salt  College Freshman

"I go to the gym all the time" only uses hot tub

second week in Philosophy 101 tells you about how he understands the matrix on so many other levels now

second week in Philosophy 101 tells you about how he understands the matrix on so many other levels now  College Freshman

Surrounded by cock-hungry women spends all free-time playing wow

Surrounded by 
cock-hungry women spends all free-time 
playing wow  College Freshman

"Hey guys! i just earned a scholarship!" Dies

adds you on facebook at party: "hey, i dont think we've met before"

adds you on facebook at party:

Brags about bunking class turns out it was c1

Brags about bunking class turns out it was  c1  College Freshman
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