College Freshman

Goes to party DIES

Goes to party DIES  College Freshman

tells parents he's focused and dedicated to learn Shows up to every lecture high and reeking of weed

tells parents he's focused and dedicated to learn Shows up to every lecture high and reeking of weed  College Freshman

Doesn't make eye contact with fellow jogger DIES

Doesn't make eye contact with fellow jogger DIES  College Freshman

Calls you a 'fanboy' Only uses gmail, gtalk, gplus, android, gmaps and chorme

Calls you a 'fanboy' Only uses gmail, gtalk, gplus, android, gmaps and chorme  College Freshman

Can't find class on first day drops out

Can't find class on first day drops out  College Freshman

my lecturer called me "fuckface" how cool is that?!

my lecturer called me

Buys beats by dr. dre audiophile status lol

Buys beats by dr. dre audiophile status lol  College Freshman

borrows friends longboard, is now a longboarder eats shit in middle of street on way to class, never longboards again

borrows friends longboard, is now a longboarder eats shit in middle of street on way to class, never longboards again  College Freshman

Doesn't go to UNH wears UNH hoodie

Doesn't go to UNH wears UNH hoodie  College Freshman

Walk into Starbucks wearing pea coat classy

Walk into Starbucks wearing pea coat classy  College Freshman
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