College Freshman

Wants a waffle for breakfast doesn't use no-stick spray

Wants a waffle for breakfast doesn't use no-stick spray  College Freshman

i'm getting really good at programming "hello world!"

i'm getting really good at programming

Asks which dorm he should go to Actually thinks he will get a decent dorm his first year

Asks which dorm he should go to Actually thinks he will get a decent dorm his first year  College Freshman

LEAVES CAMPUS DIES

LEAVES CAMPUS DIES  College Freshman

Told Him to take the G bus Waits for 3 hours

Told Him to take the G bus Waits for 3 hours  College Freshman

Spends 4 hours At the echo point

Spends 4 hours At the echo point  College Freshman

reads john piper knows everything

reads john piper knows everything  College Freshman

Sees Neil Degrasse tyson "Fat Richard Pryor"

Sees Neil Degrasse tyson

hears about pool in pomerene hall goes there to swim

hears about pool in pomerene hall goes there to swim  College Freshman

"I did improv in high school. I'm like totally advanced." Still does scenes with his back to the audience.

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