College Freshman

*raises hand* "will you be taking attendance?"

*raises hand*

wore heelys think they're fucking cool

wore heelys think they're fucking cool
  College Freshman

I can't smoke weed What if i overdose?!

I can't smoke weed What if i overdose?!  College Freshman

Buys 15 cent scantron uses debit card

Buys 15 cent scantron uses debit card  College Freshman

Professor is running late to class Calls to tell him the class will wait

Professor is running late to class Calls to tell him the class will wait  College Freshman

Wonders What Would Jesus Do? Dies

Wonders What Would Jesus Do? Dies  College Freshman

Yesterday I didn't eject my Iphone from my macbook pro safely Now I'm a total Badass

Yesterday I didn't eject my Iphone from my macbook pro safely Now I'm a total Badass  College Freshman

Yah, my musical taste has really grown this year listens to dubstep

Yah, my musical taste has really grown this year listens to dubstep  College Freshman

drinks a beer alone "I'm such a drunk lol"

drinks a beer alone

"Green Crack?" "Nah i only smoke weed bro"

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