College Freshman

Gets drunk at a party Asks, "How drunk am I acting?" Every two minutes.

Gets drunk at a party Asks,

Shows up early for morning class dies

Shows up early for morning class dies  College Freshman

Ask a stranger to buy him alcohol Undercover cop

Ask a stranger to buy him alcohol Undercover cop  College Freshman

"got a Fake that works at tims, time to try a wall!" Dies

Goes to goats head to mix it up orders same thing every time

Goes to goats head to mix it up orders same thing every time
  College Freshman

Steals STOP sign and hangs it in his room People Die

Steals STOP sign and hangs it in his room People Die  College Freshman

is actually pretty smart perceived as an idiot due to constantly trying to prove it

is actually pretty smart perceived as an idiot due to constantly trying to prove it  College Freshman

Posts worlds longest insult on facebook DIES

Posts worlds longest insult on facebook DIES  College Freshman

Complains about how much studying they have DSS

Complains about how much studying they have DSS  College Freshman

"Dude I got so fucked up last night!" 3 Beers

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