College Freshman

Watches an episode of Lie To Me "Bro, quit lying. I can tell when you are."

Watches an episode of Lie To Me

Goes to first LAN party Dies

Goes to first LAN party Dies  College Freshman

doesn't get laid blows up condoms in the microwave oven

doesn't get laid blows up condoms in the microwave oven  College Freshman

What's my favorite beer? I'd probably go with natty light

What's my favorite beer? I'd probably go with natty light  College Freshman

Finishes writing essay about how evil McDonald's is Gets burger king to celebrate

Finishes writing essay about how evil McDonald's is Gets burger king to celebrate  College Freshman

Gets high microwave a hat at 4am

Gets high microwave a hat at 4am  College Freshman

Wakes up with a hangover Claims he was just dehydrated

Wakes up with a hangover Claims he was just dehydrated  College Freshman

Girl asks, "When did you clean your sheets last?" huh?

Girl asks,

does something trivial dies

does something trivial dies  College Freshman

I don't actually like that song. I just like the beat

I don't actually like that song. I just like the beat  College Freshman
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