College Freshman

Takes gen-eds and one advanced math class in community college "I'm pre-engineering"

Takes gen-eds and one advanced math class in community college

Takes acid because he heard it keeps you awake dies

Takes acid because he heard it keeps you awake dies  College Freshman

creates blog to show he's no tool. actually is a fucking tool.

creates blog to show he's no tool. actually is a fucking tool.  College Freshman

has 20 boxes of condoms they make the best water balloons

has 20 boxes of condoms they make the best water balloons  College Freshman

Lives in the Dorms Rides the Elevator as a Joke

Lives in the Dorms Rides the Elevator as a Joke  College Freshman

Writes for student newspaper Thinks people actually care about his opinions

Writes for student newspaper Thinks people actually care about his opinions  College Freshman

"yea i play pc games" only knows solitaire

Gets yucky the first week calls orientation leader and confesses his love

Gets yucky the first week calls orientation leader
and confesses his love  College Freshman

DIES

DIES  College Freshman

enters college stops playing magic

enters college stops playing magic  College Freshman
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