Condescending Jupiter

Oh, you're having a storm Tell me more about how big it is

Oh, you're having a storm Tell me more about how big it is  Condescending Jupiter

Greenhouse Gases making you hot? I give off more heat than the sun

Greenhouse Gases making you hot? I give off more heat than the sun  Condescending Jupiter

hipster jupiter had storms before they were cool

hipster jupiter had storms before they were cool  Condescending Jupiter

oh shit! We have a moon with life

oh shit! We have a moon with life  Condescending Jupiter

Oh, you're having a storm Tell me more about how big it is

Oh, you're having a storm Tell me more about how big it is  Condescending Jupiter

ooops my contact lens just fell out

ooops my contact lens just fell out  Condescending Jupiter

Panicking about a huge asteroid in the neighborhood? Gee, let me get that for you.

Panicking about a huge asteroid in the neighborhood? Gee, let me get that for you.  Condescending Jupiter

Seriously, do you even lift?

Seriously, do you even lift?  Condescending Jupiter

Oh, you have a moon? Just one?

Oh, you have a moon? Just one?  Condescending Jupiter