Condescending Rudolph

I may Have a red nose But you have AIDS

I may Have a red nose But you have AIDS  Condescending Rudolph

Made fun of for you Acne? That must have been hard for you.

Made fun of for you Acne? That must have been hard for you.  Condescending Rudolph

Skyrim? Call of Duty? HA! those are reindeer games.

Skyrim? Call of Duty? HA! those are reindeer games.  Condescending Rudolph

Barely landed in a strong crosswind? Try landing on a 45-degree roof!

Barely landed in a strong crosswind?  Try landing on a 45-degree roof!  Condescending Rudolph

You dropped your phone in the toilet? I'm sorry to hear that

You dropped your phone in the toilet? I'm sorry to hear that  Condescending Rudolph

You work for Oprah? That's nice.

You work for Oprah?  That's nice.  Condescending Rudolph

Reindeer games? That shit is child's play

Reindeer games? That shit is child's play  Condescending Rudolph

you think you run shit around here? how cute.

you think you run shit around here? how cute.  Condescending Rudolph

You think "Elk"-a-seltzer will alleviate my upset stomach? How cute. You should be a doctor someday.

You think

You got Sylvania headlights? That's cute

You got Sylvania headlights?  That's cute  Condescending Rudolph
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