Condescending Rudolph

You think "deery" queen is where I like to stop for lunch? How cute.

You think

people make fun of my nose. they dont know it shoots lazers.

people make fun of my nose. they dont know it shoots lazers.  Condescending Rudolph

You met Santa at the mall? how cute.

You met Santa at the mall? how cute.  Condescending Rudolph

You're having trouble assembling that kinder egg toy? That's cute

You're having trouble assembling that kinder egg toy? That's cute  Condescending Rudolph

Cool story bro

 Cool story bro  Condescending Rudolph

Santa didn't visit you last year? Yes, I KNOW

Santa didn't visit you last year? Yes, I KNOW  Condescending Rudolph

We have a word for lady reindeer snowblower

We have a word for lady reindeer snowblower  Condescending Rudolph

You delivered presents to all the kids at your local homeless shelter? wow, that's cool

You delivered presents to all the kids at your local homeless shelter? wow, that's cool  Condescending Rudolph

Hey dog, nice red rocket. I bet it doesn't guide sleighs.

Hey dog, nice red rocket. I bet it doesn't guide sleighs.  Condescending Rudolph

You think reindeers hang "horn"-aments on their christmas tree? how cute.

You think reindeers hang
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