Condescending Rudolph

You think a Calen-"deer" is how I know when Christmas is coming? How cute.

You think a Calen-

You like my nose? Then suck my dick.

You like my nose? Then suck my dick.
  Condescending Rudolph

I swear, santa It's not herpes

I swear, santa It's not herpes  Condescending Rudolph

YOU'RE EXHAUSTED AFTER A 13 HOUR FLIGHT HOME RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS? THAT'S CUTE.

YOU'RE EXHAUSTED AFTER A 13 HOUR FLIGHT HOME RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS? THAT'S CUTE.  Condescending Rudolph

The US dollar and Euro in 20 years... how cute.

The US dollar and Euro in 20 years... how cute.  Condescending Rudolph

You had a low GPA? Don't call us, we'll call you.

You had a low GPA? Don't call us, we'll call you.  Condescending Rudolph

You thought that test was hard? That's adorable.

You thought that test was hard? That's adorable.  Condescending Rudolph

Ruby Script? I remember my first compiler

Ruby Script? I remember my first compiler  Condescending Rudolph

You think that dress makes you look thin? two words: Weight Watchers

You think that dress makes you look thin? two words: Weight Watchers  Condescending Rudolph

You gave 2 bucks to a homeless man you really sacrifice yourself for the good of others

You gave 2 bucks to a homeless man you really sacrifice yourself for the good of others  Condescending Rudolph
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