Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're condescending and witty on the internet? I bet that confidence translates well into the real world

Oh, you're condescending and witty on the internet? I bet that confidence translates well into the real world  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're not voting for Obama? I'm sure he'll be really upset that he can't count on the sixteen-year-old vote.

Oh, you're not voting for Obama? I'm sure he'll be really upset that he can't count on the sixteen-year-old vote.  Condescending Wonka

The avengers made more money its opening weekend than any other film in history? please tell me more about how piracy is destroying hollywood

The avengers made more money its opening weekend than any other film in history? please tell me more about how piracy is destroying hollywood  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't give a fuck about haters? Then please, mention them in every song.

Oh, you don't give a fuck about haters? Then please, mention them in every song.  Condescending Wonka

Oh your tattoo matches your high school girlfriend's? At least one part of that relationship is lasting forever

Oh your tattoo matches your high school girlfriend's? At least one part of that relationship is lasting forever  Condescending Wonka

The religion that your parents taught you as a child, is the one true religion? What a conincidence

The religion that your parents taught you as a child, is the one true religion? What a conincidence  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in high school and already engaged? you guys will be in love forever

Oh, you're in high school and already engaged? you guys will be in love forever  Condescending Wonka

for awards consideration only Cute

for awards consideration only  Cute   Condescending Wonka

Oh you only made $100 in tips working your four hour shift? Please tell me more about how unappreciated your job is.

Oh you only made $100 in tips working your four hour shift? Please tell me more about how unappreciated your job is.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're getting back together with your ex? I bet that will work out great this time

Oh, you're getting back together with your ex? I bet that will work out great this time  Condescending Wonka