Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you only date college athletes? Tell me more about how much of a gold digger you are!

Oh, so you only date college athletes? Tell me more about how much of a gold digger you are!   Condescending Wonka

you're the center snare for your high school and have snarescience account? you must know everything drum corps

you're the center snare for your high school and have snarescience account? you must know everything drum corps  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're flipping off the camera in your profile pic? You must be so hardcore

Oh, you're flipping off the camera in your profile pic? You must be so hardcore  Condescending Wonka

Oh, that new student hit a three-pointer in practice today? Tell us again what a big year this is going to be for Marauder basketball.

Oh, that new student hit a three-pointer in practice today? Tell us again what a big year this is going to be for Marauder basketball.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made a few classical music puns How clever and cultured you are

Oh, you made a few classical music puns How clever and cultured you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're an atheist? Please, impress me with your intellectual prowess

Oh, so you're an atheist? Please, impress me with your intellectual prowess  Condescending Wonka

I see you post your instagrams and hashtags on facebook. You must have too many followers on those other sites, huh?

I see you post your instagrams and hashtags on facebook. You must have too many followers on those other sites, huh?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are using windows home server Tell me all about server operating systems.

Oh, you are using windows home server Tell me all about server operating systems.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're 12 years old and you have an iphone? you must be quite popular

oh, you're 12 years old and you have an iphone? you must be quite popular  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a 4.0 This Semester? You Must have only received one grade so far

Oh you have a 4.0 This Semester?  You Must have only received one grade so far  Condescending Wonka
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