Condescending Wonka

‎"oh so you changed to IPhone5 just for an extra inch? hope you're girlfriend doesnt do the same.

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oh, so you have a samsung galaxy? how does it feel to know. that your phone is smarter than you?

oh, so you have a samsung galaxy? how does it feel to know. that your phone is smarter than you?  Condescending Wonka

gets on the train seedy old man stares at you the whole journey

gets on the train seedy old man stares at you the whole journey  Condescending Wonka

james holmes looks like the joker? please tell me again about how you've seen The Dark Knight

james holmes looks like the joker?  please tell me again about how you've seen The Dark Knight  Condescending Wonka

Oh you can run a sub 5 mile? Tell me more about how you're going to race in college

Oh you can run a sub 5 mile? Tell me more about how you're going to race in college  Condescending Wonka

OH, I hurt your feelings? Tell me more about what it's like to have emotions.

OH, I hurt your feelings? Tell me more about what it's like to have emotions.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you want more gun control to keep weapons out of the hands of psychopaths? Please tell me more about your views on Iran's peaceful nuclear program.

Oh you want more gun control to keep weapons out of the hands of psychopaths? Please tell me more about your views on Iran's peaceful nuclear program.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, the mayans predicted the apocalypse? Well they sure didn't see the spanish.

Oh, the mayans predicted the apocalypse? Well they sure didn't see the spanish.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an atheist? Tell me again what the first 'cause' was

Oh, you're an atheist? Tell me again what the first 'cause' was  Condescending Wonka

I see you're purchasing a green game Please, tell me how much you enjoy smoking cigars

I see you're purchasing a green game Please, tell me how much you enjoy smoking cigars  Condescending Wonka
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