Condescending Wonka

Oh, you leave the buttons to the mechanical bull unattended at your bar? Please tell me again how you didn't think I would touch them.

Oh, you leave the buttons to the mechanical bull unattended at your bar? Please tell me again how you didn't think I would touch them.  Condescending Wonka

proud Lakers fan? Please explain how these are a boring finals and how lebron will only have one ring...

proud Lakers fan?
 Please explain how these are a boring finals and how lebron will only have one ring...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you post about smoking weed on facebook? You must really want to get a job

Oh, you post about smoking weed on facebook?
 You must really want to get a job  Condescending Wonka

You won the debate? Nice that you said that before immediately quitting

You won the debate? Nice that you said that before immediately quitting  Condescending Wonka

So you were banned from club penguin? Tell me again how you've always been such a rebel.

So you were banned from club penguin? Tell me again how you've always been such a rebel.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you melted crayons on a canvas? you must be so artistic

oh, you melted crayons on a canvas? you must be so artistic  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you participated in earth hour? please, do tell us how green you are

Oh, you participated in earth hour? please, do tell us how green you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have long hair? You must do a lot of 'not caring.'

Oh, you have long hair? You must do a lot of 'not caring.'  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you steal food from Outtakes? That will stop the prices from rising.

Oh, you steal food from Outtakes? That will stop the prices from rising.  Condescending Wonka

Oh You watch college basketball? Tell me again how many quarters there are?

Oh You watch college basketball? Tell me again how many quarters there are?   Condescending Wonka
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