Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a boyfriend? Please, update your status about how its true and how amazing he is every 5 minutes.

Oh you have a boyfriend? Please, update your status about how its true and how amazing he is every 5 minutes.  Condescending Wonka

You entered yourself into the most beautiful teen contest? I'm sure that's the only aspect in your life where you crave attention and others' acceptance.

You entered yourself into the most beautiful teen contest? I'm sure that's the only aspect in your life where you crave attention and others' acceptance.   Condescending Wonka

You wear 3d Glasses with the lenses popped out? you must be so nerdy

You wear 3d Glasses with the lenses popped out? you must be so nerdy  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are not Irish and plan on getting drunk on St. Patrick's Day? You must be looking forward to Cinco de Mayo.

Oh, you are not Irish and plan on getting drunk on St. Patrick's Day? You must be looking forward to Cinco de Mayo.   Condescending Wonka

You Have Five kids? You must know everything there is to know about child and adolescent development

You Have Five kids? You must know everything there is to know about child and adolescent development  Condescending Wonka

Oh,you're a Sig ep? Tell how funny it was to hit a woman

Oh,you're a Sig ep? Tell how funny it was to hit a woman  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have Red aces? How do you like this 789 all spades flop?

Oh, you have Red aces? How do you like this 789 all spades flop?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drove really fast down a winding road? you must be an expert driver

Oh, you drove really fast down a winding road? you must be an expert driver  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in endworld? tell me more about your complicated song writing process

Oh, you're in endworld? tell me more about your complicated song writing process  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you write cmts on youtube? You must be one of the cool guys on the internet everyone is talking about

Oh, you write cmts on youtube? You must be one of the cool guys on the internet everyone is talking about  Condescending Wonka
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