Condescending Wonka

You did the harlem shake where? Wearing what? how original

You did the harlem shake where? Wearing what? how original  Condescending Wonka

So, your email address is hotnjuicy@ymail.com That must really impress the employers that see your resume.

So, your email address is hotnjuicy@ymail.com That must really impress the employers that see your resume.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're a white male from an upper-middle class suburban neighborhood? please, tell me about the plight of the disenfranchised

oh, you're a white male from an upper-middle class suburban neighborhood?  please, tell me about the plight of the disenfranchised   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you live in the Marina? Bet that douchebag jar is getting pretty full

Oh, you live in the Marina? Bet that douchebag jar is getting pretty full  Condescending Wonka

So you think a Dodge SRT-4 is just a Neon? Please, enlighten me further with your automobile expertise

So you think a Dodge SRT-4 is just a Neon? Please, enlighten me further with your automobile expertise  Condescending Wonka

You talk in memes? You must be a fascinating human being.

You talk in memes? You must be a fascinating human being.  Condescending Wonka

oh you're not a conservative i'm sure you'll fit in just fine

oh you're not a conservative i'm sure you'll fit in just fine  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you broke up with your boyfriend? Please, tell me how he is the scum of the earth

Oh, you broke up with your boyfriend? Please, tell me how he is the scum of the earth  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you didn't read the iTunes Terms and Conditions? You must be such a badass.

Oh, you didn't read the iTunes Terms and Conditions? You must be such a badass.  Condescending Wonka

Why, hello there baby dancer wANNA WATCH A liTTLE MAGIC FLUTE TONIGHT IN THE HALLWAY ?

Why, hello there baby dancer wANNA WATCH A liTTLE MAGIC FLUTE TONIGHT IN THE HALLWAY ?  Condescending Wonka
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