Condescending Wonka

Your parents bought you a laptop, car, iphone, and pay all of your bills? Please, do go on about how theyre assholes and you hate your life.

Your parents bought you a laptop, car, iphone, and pay all of your bills? Please, do go on about how theyre assholes and you hate your life.   Condescending Wonka

Gun control! Because prohibition solved the alcohol pandemic! please tell me more about heroine, meth, cocaine...are they still off limits?

Gun control! Because prohibition solved the alcohol pandemic! please tell me more about heroine, meth, cocaine...are they still off limits?  Condescending Wonka

So Eddie... Tell me how much you love Modest Mouse

So Eddie... Tell me how much you love Modest Mouse  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think the second amendment gives you the right to own an assault rifle? I'm sure that's what the founding fathers had in mind when they wrote it

Oh, you think the second amendment gives you the right to own an assault rifle? I'm sure that's what the founding fathers had in mind when they wrote it   Condescending Wonka

You have level 100 speech? Say hello to mah lazars biatch. PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW.

You have level 100 speech? Say hello to mah lazars biatch. PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW.  Condescending Wonka

Thanks!! Tell me more about how my day is "special"

Thanks!! Tell me more about how my day is

a 4 FTE job done with 2.5? please do tell me more about that

a 4 FTE job done with 2.5? please do tell me more about that  Condescending Wonka

Oh you can abuse your powers? Tell me more about how good of a roleplayer you are

Oh you can abuse your powers? Tell me more about how good of a roleplayer you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, I'm terribly sorry You must have me confused with someone who gives a fuck

Oh, I'm terribly sorry You must have me confused with someone who gives a fuck  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're against high speed rail? Yeah, it's really fucked over Japan.

Oh, you're against high speed rail? Yeah, it's really fucked over Japan.  Condescending Wonka
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