Condescending Wonka

So you're a liberal hippy douchecake? Tell me where exactly you tie the ropes to the rocks you lick?

So you're a liberal hippy douchecake? Tell me where exactly you tie the ropes to the rocks you lick?  Condescending Wonka

So, Marita Inglehart is the best girlfriend in the world? Tell me something I don't already know.

So, Marita Inglehart is the best girlfriend in the world? Tell me something I don't already know.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you shot your daughter's laptop on youtube? I bet she's really impressed with your 22 million views.

Oh, you shot your daughter's laptop on youtube? I bet she's really impressed with your 22 million views.  Condescending Wonka

You have 5 finger shoes? You must care about the environment

You have 5 finger shoes? You must care about the environment  Condescending Wonka

I see you wear cowboy boots and listen to country radio Please tell me all about the rural life in the suburbs

I see you wear cowboy boots and listen to country radio Please tell me all about the rural life in the suburbs  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a poet please, Tell me how you're like Tupac again

Oh you're a poet please, Tell me how you're like Tupac again   Condescending Wonka

Oh, You're a "Food Agent"? please, go ahead and tell me how chicken nuggets are healthier than a turkey and cheese sandwich...

Oh, You're a

Oh, you post pictures of your food on facebook? You must be an amazing chef

Oh, you post pictures of your food on facebook? You must be an amazing chef  Condescending Wonka

"Never drank on a week day" You Must be new here

Oh, you're in CCM? Tell me more about how much you practice.

Oh, you're in CCM? Tell me more about how much you practice.  Condescending Wonka
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