Condescending Wonka

OH YOU YOU JUST GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE AND ARE NOW UNEMPLOYED? PLEASE ASK ME TO DRINK WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE REAL SHIT TO DO OR ANYTHING

OH YOU YOU JUST GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE AND ARE NOW UNEMPLOYED?
 PLEASE ASK ME TO DRINK WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE REAL SHIT TO DO OR ANYTHING  Condescending Wonka

Your facebook comment got 100 likes? You must be Superubermegahella cool

Your facebook comment got 100 likes? You must be Superubermegahella cool  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you volunteer every Thanksgiving serving food at the homeless shelter? You are really giving Mother Teresa a run for her money.

Oh, you volunteer every Thanksgiving serving food at the homeless shelter? You are really giving Mother Teresa a run for her money.  Condescending Wonka

Asi que eres modelo? Cual es tu agencia? Instagram?

Asi que eres modelo? Cual es tu agencia?
Instagram?  Condescending Wonka

You work at BLuefin? Tell me more about how you hate your job...

You work at BLuefin? Tell me more about how you hate your job...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you only play FIFA and CoD? Explain to me how that makes you a hardcore gamer?

Oh, you only play FIFA and CoD? Explain to me how that makes you a hardcore gamer?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you tattooed your favorite verse on your forearm. That must mean you're a really super committed Christian.

Oh, so you tattooed your favorite verse on your forearm.  That must mean you're a really super committed Christian.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you refuse to pay five cents for a paper bag? please tell me more about how principled you are.

Oh, you refuse to pay five cents for a paper bag? please tell me more about how principled you are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, this song was written by novices and sucks? Please tell me how you can make a better song

Oh, this song was written by novices and sucks? Please tell me how you can make a better song  Condescending Wonka

Assault weapons were banned from 1994 to 2004. The shootings at Columbine High School happened in 1999. Please, tell me again how banning certain rifles will reduce gun violence.

Assault weapons were banned from 1994 to 2004. The shootings at Columbine High School happened in 1999. Please, tell me again how banning certain rifles will reduce gun violence.  Condescending Wonka
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