Condescending Wonka

so, you finally have accumulated enough 'marlboro miles' to get free hiking boots? yeah, there's lots of moutain-climbing smokers.

so, you finally have accumulated enough 'marlboro miles' to get free hiking boots? yeah, there's lots of moutain-climbing smokers.  Condescending Wonka

So, you spent a semester living abroad? Tell me about all the ways they do things differently over there.

So, you spent a semester living abroad? Tell me about all the ways they do things differently over there.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you and a friend have an inside joke? Please, post more about it on facebook.

Oh, you and a friend have an inside joke? Please, post more about it on facebook.  Condescending Wonka

You want to date to gain experience? please tell me more about how thrilled your future spouse will be.

You want to date to gain experience? please tell me more about how thrilled your future spouse will be.  Condescending Wonka

So, you have a tattoo on your neck that says "Thug" Tell me more about how society is keeping you from a good career

So, you have a tattoo on your neck that says

Oh, you're going to Law School? Tell me all about how rich you're going to be

Oh, you're going to Law School? Tell me all about how rich you're going to be  Condescending Wonka

So you're living the life you've always secretly wanted? Please tell me more about how it's exactly the same life except you have no real friends, an ugly man, and a baby.

So you're living the life you've always secretly wanted? Please tell me more about how it's exactly the same life except you have no real friends, an ugly man, and a baby.   Condescending Wonka

You Hate Facebook? Please tell me how bad it is on Twitter.

You Hate Facebook? Please tell me how bad it is on Twitter.  Condescending Wonka

you said you're going to delete your facebook for the 10th time? I'm sure this time you are really going to do it

you said you're going to delete your facebook for the 10th time? I'm sure this time you are really going to do it  Condescending Wonka

oh your car has wings on the back pleas tell me more about how fast your pries goes

oh your car has wings on the back pleas tell me more about how fast your pries goes   Condescending Wonka
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