Condescending Wonka

You sag your pants and wear a snapback oh you are so gangster

You sag your pants and wear a snapback oh you are so gangster  Condescending Wonka

you love the wonder years but hate pop punk? you must really transcend musical trends

you love the wonder years but hate pop punk? you must really transcend musical trends  Condescending Wonka

Yes tell me how to do my job please tell me how you could do it better, Prick

Yes tell me how to do my job please tell me how you could do it better, Prick  Condescending Wonka

You like Joker's Wild? Oh so why haven't you voted for them to play at Warped Tour yet?

You like Joker's Wild? Oh so why haven't you voted for them to play at Warped Tour yet?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you smoke weed? You must be one badass rebel.

Oh, you smoke weed? You must be one badass rebel.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you read lord of the rings? tell me more about how much you're into literature

oh, you read lord of the rings? tell me more about how much you're into literature  Condescending Wonka

You wrote a snarky sentence over a Gene Wilder-as-Willy Wonka image? You must really be an incisive comedic commentator

You wrote a snarky sentence over a Gene Wilder-as-Willy Wonka image? You must really be an incisive comedic commentator  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You listen to Skrillex? You must know a lot about dubstep.

Oh, You listen to Skrillex? You must know a lot about dubstep.  Condescending Wonka

You're part of "Kony 2012" Please tell me how you're an activist and making the world better.

You're part of

Oh, you're wearing dog tags You must have seen so much in "The War"

Oh, you're wearing dog tags You must have seen so much in
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