Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a hand-sewn charlie childs peter tait jacket? do you even know who peter tait is?

Oh, you have a hand-sewn charlie childs peter tait jacket? do you even know who peter tait is?  Condescending Wonka

Wow, you're a self proclaimed model? Tell me more about your photo shoot in the park.

Wow, you're a self proclaimed model? Tell me more about your photo shoot in the park.  Condescending Wonka

You're wearing a Canada Goose Jacket? It must be really cold in your city.

You're wearing a Canada Goose Jacket? It must be really cold in your city.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a Facebook activist? Tell me about how you are going to change the world

Oh, you're a Facebook activist? Tell me about how you are going to change the world  Condescending Wonka

oh you're sick of seeing KONY status updates? i'm so glad you made another meme about it.

oh you're sick of seeing KONY status updates? i'm so glad you made another meme about it.  Condescending Wonka

oh you rap about the price of your sneakers over a beat that was made by someone else on a computer? go on about how much of a musician you are

oh you rap about the price of your sneakers over a beat that was made by someone else on a computer? go on about how much of a musician you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you go to the gym every day You must be quite the body builder

Oh, you go to the gym every day You must be quite the body builder  Condescending Wonka

the bachelor is a completely random person? he must be your soul mate

the bachelor is a completely random person? he must be your soul mate  Condescending Wonka

You heard about kony first, and hate that people care now? You should status update this so your friends know how hipster you are.

You heard about kony first, and hate that people care now? You should status update this so your friends know how hipster you are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you pay $1 for a litre of petrol that must be financially devastating

Oh, you pay $1 for a litre of petrol that must be financially devastating    Condescending Wonka
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