Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a hairy chest? Please show it off as much as possible

Oh you have a hairy chest? Please show it off as much as possible  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're upset about Paris Hilton DJing? Tell me more about how you went to see Pauly D 'for the lulz'.

Oh, you're upset about Paris Hilton DJing? Tell me more about how you went to see Pauly D 'for the lulz'.  Condescending Wonka

It's ok if your dog poops on my lawn Just leave your address so I can return the favor

It's ok if your dog poops on my lawn Just leave your address so I can return the favor  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a pit bull rights activist? I'll take fries with that

Oh, you're a pit bull rights activist? I'll take fries with that  Condescending Wonka

The dairy in my latte is unnatural? Tell me about all the animals that drink soy milk

The dairy in my latte is unnatural? Tell me about all the animals that drink soy milk  Condescending Wonka

Liberals please tell me How 'freemarket' is free from ideology

Liberals please tell me How 'freemarket' is free from ideology  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think your shit dont stink? I bet your name is Celia Faith Porter

Oh, you think your shit dont stink? I bet your name is Celia Faith Porter  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think cosplayers are crazy and stupid? I suppose I'd be smarter if I was a juicer and went tanning everyday instead.

Oh, you think cosplayers are crazy and stupid? I suppose I'd be smarter if I was a juicer and went tanning everyday instead.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're tired of bomb threats at Mississinewa? Please, keep posting status' telling me just how stupid it all is.

Oh, you're tired of bomb threats at Mississinewa? Please, keep posting status' telling me just how stupid it all is.  Condescending Wonka

That's such a great story... You should've had Morgan Freeman tell it.

That's such a great story... You should've had Morgan Freeman tell it.  Condescending Wonka
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