Condescending Wonka

That's a beautiful omlet you've made You must be quite the chef

That's a beautiful omlet you've made You must be quite the chef  Condescending Wonka

You're a booty call Stop putting your relationship status as "It's complicated"

You're a booty call Stop putting your relationship status as

So you fucked Megan Fox? Please tell me more about your current mental status.

So you fucked Megan Fox? Please tell me more about your current mental status.  Condescending Wonka

I see you have a Misfits coffee mug at your cubicle... You must be so punk rock.

I see you have a Misfits coffee mug at your cubicle... You must be so punk rock.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're part of the make Kony famous movement? Tell me how you're going to buy a weapon, form a militia and risk your life to arrest him in Uganda?

Oh, you're part of the make Kony famous movement? Tell me how you're going to buy a weapon, form a militia and risk your life to arrest him in Uganda?  Condescending Wonka

Oh you downvoted a picture of someone's cat. That will teach them no to do that again.

Oh you downvoted a picture of someone's cat. That will teach them no to do that again.  Condescending Wonka

You went to Stagg bowl the last three years in a row for mount union? You must have losts of rings

You went to Stagg bowl the last three years in a row for mount union? You must have losts of rings  Condescending Wonka

you changed your profile picture to a Kony 2012 poster? would you like a medal or a plaque to commemorate your heroic achievement?

you changed your profile picture to a Kony 2012 poster? would you like a medal or a plaque to commemorate your heroic achievement?  Condescending Wonka

So your website is powered by Wordpress? You must be quite the web developer

So your website is powered by Wordpress? You must be quite the web developer  Condescending Wonka

"WE" landed on Mars? I'd love to hear about all the ways you contributed

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