Condescending Wonka

You like giving bone crunching handshakes to everybody? You must be able to bench 300 easy.

You like giving bone crunching handshakes to everybody?  You must be able to bench 300 easy.
  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your name is zachary taylor? please, tell me all about your infinite knowledge of things nobody else cares about

Oh, your name is zachary taylor? please, tell me all about your infinite knowledge of things nobody else cares about  Condescending Wonka

asi que tu ves big time rush? dime que se siente ser un perdedor!

asi que tu ves big time rush? dime que se siente ser un perdedor!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are turning 17 today? Please tell me again all the r-rated movies you're going to see

Oh, you are turning 17 today? Please tell me again all the r-rated movies you're going to see   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you took a picture of a fence? You must an amazing photographer.

Oh, you took a picture of a fence? You must an amazing photographer.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're getting back together with your ex? I bet that will work out great this time

Oh, you're getting back together with your ex?  I bet that will work out great this time  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your mp3 player can play heavy metal music loud Please, turn it up as you walk by me in the Village Mall

Oh, your mp3 player can play heavy metal music loud Please, turn it up as you walk by me in the Village Mall   Condescending Wonka

You post shirtless pictures on facebook? The fat women and pedophiles must love you.

You post shirtless pictures on facebook? The fat women and pedophiles must love you.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you handed out a couple of don't flop flyers once? you should definitely put them as your employer on facebook

oh, you handed out a couple of don't flop flyers once? you should definitely put them as your employer on facebook  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't like the amount of Kony memes? Posting memes about not liking it will surley help.

Oh, you don't like the amount of Kony memes? Posting memes about not liking it will surley help.  Condescending Wonka
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