Condescending Wonka

Oh Ronaldo sucks? Please show me how you are so much better than him

Oh Ronaldo sucks?
 Please show me how you are so much better than him  Condescending Wonka

You're not a medical student? Please tell me how overwhelmingly busy and stressful your life is.

You're not a medical student?  Please tell me how overwhelmingly busy and stressful your life is.   Condescending Wonka

Oh you have fake boobs? Tell me if I honk them will they squeak like a childs toy?

Oh you have fake boobs? Tell me if I honk them will they squeak like a childs toy?  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have to sleep in a school to win an iPad? Please tell me how hard it is to survive

Oh you have to sleep in a school to win an iPad? Please tell me how hard it is to survive  Condescending Wonka

Mr. Carosello thinks he's a boss cause he has a fiancee But we all know what happened last time!

Mr. Carosello thinks he's a boss cause he has a fiancee  But we all know what happened last time!  Condescending Wonka

You took the muffler off of your car? It must be like a racecar

You took the muffler off of your car? It must be like a racecar  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you play Minecraft? I bet you're going to be a famous architect when you grow up

Oh, you play Minecraft? I bet you're going to be a famous architect when you grow up  Condescending Wonka

So you put a status up about your views and beliefs? That's why you wrote the status in the first place. I guess I wouldn't want my friends who oppose them comment on it either.

So you put a status up about your views and beliefs? That's why you wrote the status in the first place.  I guess I wouldn't want my friends who oppose them comment on it either.   Condescending Wonka

OH, you ordered food that is on fire? You must not rely on gimmicks to get attention

OH, you ordered food that is on fire? You must not rely on gimmicks to get attention  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you spent a week on the Reserve? Gee, you must know Indian life on a deeply intimate level

Oh, you spent a week on the Reserve? Gee, you must know Indian life on a deeply intimate level  Condescending Wonka
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