Condescending Wonka

Oh, you listen Somebody That I Used To Know? tell me more about how you've always listened to indie music and been a hipster

Oh, you listen Somebody That I Used To Know? tell me more about how you've always listened to indie music and been a hipster  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drive a civic? you must do a lot to help the environment

Oh, you drive a civic? you must do a lot to help the environment  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you fucked a fan you met at an event the same day? I'm sure she's really in shape

Oh, you fucked a fan you met at an event the same day? I'm sure she's really in shape  Condescending Wonka

you brag about your penis size? why it must be huge...

you brag about your penis size? why it must be huge...  Condescending Wonka

you're going to bonnaroo? would you mind listing some of the amazing bands that are going to be there?

you're going to bonnaroo? would you mind listing some of the amazing bands that are going to be there?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drive a big truck? your penis must be gigantic

Oh, you drive a big truck? your penis must be gigantic  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've been to Paris? You must be so cultured.

Oh, you've been 
to Paris? You must be 
so cultured.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you think Mexico is dangerous? Tell me more about your all-inclusive vacation to Cancun

Oh, so you think Mexico is dangerous? Tell me more about your all-inclusive vacation to Cancun  Condescending Wonka

You didn't like the By Any Means album? Does your fringe obscure your hearing as well as your eyes?

You didn't like the By Any Means album? Does your fringe obscure your hearing as well as your eyes?  Condescending Wonka

oh, You didn't go to college? tell me again how worthless my liberal arts degree is

oh, You didn't go to college? tell me again how worthless my liberal arts degree is  Condescending Wonka
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