Condescending Wonka

Oh, you plan Mt. Hood Service Day? You mus be so important.

Oh, you plan Mt. Hood Service Day? You mus be so important.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a dj who's brand new to the room? Your tracks must put every other dj to shame. we're lucky you stopped by.

Oh, you're a dj who's brand new to the room? Your tracks must put every other dj to shame. we're lucky you stopped by.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You own a bro truck? I bet you get a lot of pussy

Oh, You own a bro truck? I bet you get a lot of pussy  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you speak multiple languages? You must be so educated and cultured.

Oh, you speak multiple languages? You must be so educated and cultured.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you listen to Taylor Swift? You must be all about country music.

Oh, you listen to Taylor Swift? You must be all about country music.  Condescending Wonka

You brought a camelbak to a 5k? Surely everyone will envy your superior hydration.

You brought a camelbak to  a  5k? Surely everyone will envy your superior hydration.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have your shirt off in your profile pic? It must have been so hot in your bathroom

Oh, you have your shirt off in your profile pic? It must have been so hot in your bathroom  Condescending Wonka

Charlie you can stick that golden ticket up your ass I'm not letting you into my factory

Charlie you can stick that golden ticket up your ass I'm not letting you into my factory  Condescending Wonka

Beats headphones? You must really love music

Beats headphones? You must really love music  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't have any free time because you are too busy with homework? Please, tell facebook that everyday

Oh, you don't have any free time because you are too busy with homework? Please, tell facebook that everyday  Condescending Wonka
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