Condescending Wonka

Oh you went to Holi Festival of Colors? Tell me more about how cultured you are

Oh you went to Holi Festival of Colors? Tell me more about how cultured you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a complicated Starbucks order? You must be a very important person.

Oh, you have a complicated Starbucks order? You must be a very important person.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're constantly texting and checking your phone when you're with other people? you must be so popular

Oh, you're constantly texting and checking your phone when you're with other people? you must be so popular  Condescending Wonka

You're watching March Madness on 3 different TV's? Wow, you must be the biggest basketball fan in the world.

You're watching March Madness on 3 different TV's? Wow, you must be the biggest basketball fan in the world.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you hate Lord of the rings? you shall not pass!!! my friendship test

oh, you hate Lord of the rings? you shall not pass!!! my friendship test  Condescending Wonka

Oh, the admins are plotting again? please continue your speculation in the chatbox, I'm sure whatever your ideas are will be completely correct.

Oh, the admins are plotting again? please continue your speculation in the chatbox, I'm sure whatever your ideas are will be completely correct.  Condescending Wonka

you only talk to me when you need me please tell me again how i am one of your best friends

you only talk to me when you need me please tell me again how i am one of your best friends  Condescending Wonka

oh, you got your kids wearing crocs? please explain to me how that's not child abuse.

oh, you got your kids wearing crocs? please explain to me how that's not child abuse.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You're 14? Tell me more about how you want a "real man"

Oh, You're 14?  Tell me more about how you want a

Oh, The iPhone5 has a dual core processor? how innovative.

Oh, The iPhone5 has a dual core processor? how innovative.  Condescending Wonka
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