Condescending Wonka

So, you are almost a Nursing Assistant? Then why the hell did you bother bringing your sick father to the hospital?

So, you are almost a Nursing Assistant? Then why the hell did you bother bringing your sick father to the hospital?  Condescending Wonka

You're allowed to walk 7 blocks downtown? You must go on many adventures.

You're allowed to walk 7 blocks downtown? You must go on many adventures.   Condescending Wonka

You drink gatorade everyday? Please tell me your 8-hour workout routine as a professional athlete

You drink gatorade everyday? Please tell me your 8-hour workout routine as a professional athlete  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an atheist? Please, tell me how everything has worked since the dawn of time.

Oh, you're an atheist?  Please, tell me how everything has worked since the dawn of time.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you transferred here from qu? tell me about how much better you are than me

oh, you transferred here from qu? tell me about how much better you are than me  Condescending Wonka

Housemate tells me I smell like chlorine Oh, tell me something I didn't know

Housemate tells me I smell like chlorine Oh, tell me something I didn't know  Condescending Wonka

You're starting to feel a little funny? Must be the LSD I put in your drink

You're starting to feel a little funny? Must be the LSD I put in your drink  Condescending Wonka

wow you must be a reddit veteran!

wow you must be a reddit veteran!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you gave up facebook for lent? please, do explain sacrific.

Oh, you gave up facebook for lent? please, do explain sacrific.  Condescending Wonka

So you are a liberal arts major? Every thing else was taken wasn't it

So you are a liberal arts major? Every thing else was taken wasn't it  Condescending Wonka
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